Altar Boys?

Dylan now attends a solid Catholic school. We wanted our kids to have the best education as well as create a good relationship with God and religion. From this conversation that happened on the ride home tonight, you can see our dreams, and then some, are all coming true -

Sawyer: Poop. Butt. Diapers. Butt. Dog poop.

Me: SAWYER DANIEL! Stop saying dirty words.

Dylan: Mama, God does not like it when you say bad words.

Mama: (impressed & immediately patting herself on the back for shelling out big St. Joe bucks) That is RIGHT, Dylan! What else does God say?

Dylan: God created everything. God created animals and Red Robin and people and tractors and the night and my favorite food, shrimp.

Mama: Ah, Ok. Well yes.

Dylan: And God has one eye and no mouth.

Mama: What the....?

Sawyer: GOD IS A CYCLOPS?!

Mama: (losing control of conversation) No, no, no.......

Dylan: And God has angels and they do favors for him.

Mama: (relieved) Yes, they...

Sawyer (interrupting) Like get God BEER?

Dylan: NO SAWYER! Guardian angels watch over us on our shoulders and take care of us and make sure you are not a naughty boy!

Sawyer: Well I have 1 guardian angel AND I have Wolverine on my shoulders. And THEY BOTH WATCH ME and THEY WATCH YOU SO YOU DON'T TAKE MY CARS!

See - good, solid Catholic boys.