INTENT: Find coworker in crowd of people & congratulate him on the birth of his new child. DELIVERY: "Well hey there Big Daddy!"
Everyone silent & staring.
Fuck.
CONCLUSION: You are the office whore.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Why Do I Talk To People?
INTENT: Find coworker in crowd of people & congratulate him on the birth of his new child. DELIVERY: "Well hey there Big Daddy!"
Everyone silent & staring.
Fuck.
CONCLUSION: You are the office whore.
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I call Dads, especially new ones, Big Daddy cause it seems like they are so filled with pride and joy, busting out all over. I call the Moms Little Mama (usually cause they aren't). People got problems with that? They can kiss my thoughful, joyous, share-the-love, big bottom. Keep on keeping on!
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