Mama is DONE with this pregnancy. Fueled by a strong desire for beer & sushi, we are all praying Baby Girl makes an appearance earlier than her February 9 induction date. Dylan & Sawyer have taken to calling Mama "a big hippo" and it is crushing her self esteem. While all doctors' appointments point to a strong, healthy, active little girl, Mama feels like the Skanky Bitch War 2.0 has already begun and somebody is already being difficult. We're not naming names (maybe you're attached to an umbilical cord) - but consider this your eviction notice.
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We are made up of 1 Hard Working Dada, 1 Busy, Ever Eating Mama who stalks NKOTB, 1 Big Saint, 1 Wackadoodle Preschooler, 1 Gorgeous, Snaggle-Toothed Little Girl and two large headed Labradors aka The Schibbies.
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